Bill Maher conveyed what many of us are thinking on the show's “Real Time” program for the sixth time, when he asked the United States during his “Nova Regrass” segment to favor significantly shorter elite seasons.
“Now that we have shown that it is possible to start a presidential campaign just three months before the election, we will do it again,” he added.
“We always say that voters don’t care about Labor Day. Well, now we’re going to start the election on Labor Day and end it on Election Day, when the civil war starts,” he continued. “But I said in a minute.”
Maher asked: Who is the sane person who can't vote now? Trump announced his candidacy almost two years ago. “Oh my God, I want to hear more about Donald Trump?” Alguém said. “If we can support forcing a woman to ask for an abortion if she wants one within six weeks, then we can help her whether or not we abort her within 12.”
Maher highlighted how people, in most other parts of American society, have fairly short attention spans and that things also tend to happen quickly. “We have a five-minute car wash, a quick check-in, a 15-minute oil change. A 20-minute dry. A 2005 study found that vaginal sex typically lasts three to seven minutes because we like to eat,” Maher said. “And we still make choices like we’re doing cocaine.”
Maher spoke of concerns that trying to replace Joe Biden as the Democratic nominee would “cause chaos,” then pointed out how exactly that happened or the opposite happened when Kamala Harris stepped in, or he developed a theory about why election periods last so long.
“The next day, a grateful country hands over $500 million. The only reason we have prisoners is because there is no permanent campaign or money. It is estimated that $16 billion will be spent on political advertising this year. It is time to recognize that the interstitial campaign exists only to enrich advertisers, political consultants and the rest of the media.”
“Oh the fact that we hardly know Kamala is gone. This is a good time. Great for her, great for the country. People don't usually get mad at candidates because they never see you, unless they're behind a tree.
But now we never stop seeing them. “The winner of the modern election depends on whether we are less tired,” Maher continued, adding later: “I don’t understand. The whole modern world is moving very fast, except for politics. That’s the only exception. Beam, politics, and the live broadcast series.
This annoying Maher goes back to his earlier reference to the civil war.
“Why the hell do we still need a ridiculous 11-week gap between the election and the situation?” he lied. “It seemed like it was when it took forever to get from Illinois to Washington, but now we have airplanes. We don’t have to tie William Howard Taft to a wagon and a map of Ohio.
“We call the period between elections and power a transition period, as in fosse bom and nos aaturecesse. No. It is a stinking swamp that only causes harm. When other countries vote to disqualify two politicians, they wear their clothes outside longer than we can say ‘ciao, ciao, loser’. Votes, children, don’t have three months to sit there thinking about the turmoil. Where else in life does this happen, where a person is left and his voice is left to remain for a few months?
Maher continues to wrap up this segment, which includes a list of several countries that have very short election cycles. “We’ve all managed to have an election at the same time as a 90-day wedding to say, of course, you’re going to get a fat face for your green card.”
“If TLC can do 90 Day Fiance, we can do 90 Day Commander in Chief. Because right now I feel like Melania, I don’t want that: I just want to end up like what’s going to happen.”
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